Full moon

Oh dear.

Buckets.....Buckets of Vodka Red Bull for just over 2 quid. I don't sleepuntil the next day and wake up face down on a sun lounger with the reddest back ever, drooling.

Awesome blindness. Even Colin would have been proud of the hard house I was dancing to. The Full moon party was unreal - a massive, sandy beach, stacked with bars pumping out ridiculously loud music. A must for everyone.

A couple of days later, we leave our place in Koh Phangan, and arrive by boat to Koh Tao. After trying to blag a free PADI diving course, we get dingyed, twice. 1stly, not enough time (only 3 nights). 2ndly, the burd saw right through our lies. U gotta try though.....

Then the rain starts.

And keeps going.... Laura and I play cards for 3 days in our beachhut/matchbox.

Our room: One bed. One lightbulb. The lightbulb only came on between 6pm and 6am. Many cockroaches. Harsh.

Still in the middle of the monsoon, Chuck and I try and get our scheduled boat to Koh Samui. No such luck - all boats cancelled.....

Apart from one, which we miraculously managed to buy our way onto. Fizoid, I think - we're getting off this fecking island.

This scronny wee boat picks us up. Then proceeds to hurl us about the passenger lounge for 2 hours in the high seas. All you can hear is people chundering. Can't get more fizin that that.

Eventually, we arrive in Koh Samui, check in to our nice room - holy shit 24hr electricity - and grab some much needed food. Sorted.

Bodreek - cheers for doing all that sheet for me, text me when the new pash comes through.

Alex! - Good to hear from you mate, hope all is well in Norway!

Brigitta, Kara, Marisa n' Paula - hope Krabbi is treating u well. "Why do birds, sud.........."

Jackie - quality to get ure email - keep my mum + sister under control!!

Caz - Hahaha without doubt the classiest email I have ever received. Ah puuure faaancy yuuuuuuuuuuu.

Kim - Sorry I ain't had any time yet to reply to your emails, one on its way shortly. Glad to see you and my future wife? are shopping well :)) Keep up the lie-ins.

Vick, Bro n Morgan - Email was a quality read. Glad to see the nutter is missing me!! If u need any stuff done to the site, let me know (i have disabled it)

M + P - Emails are always a complete and utter pleasure to read, thank you.

If I missed anyone - let me know!

A few tips about Koh Tao
1. Only go if you plan to dive
2. Only go outside monsoon season Dec onwards
3. Don't stay with MasterDiver
4. Don't go at all