Moving on...

My dear friends,

My last post from NZ as we're flying out from Fiji tomorrow morning (1st June) bound for Fiji - destination: Fiji. As you have probably guessed, we're heading to Fiji. Ahhhh nice.

I guess I've probably pissed you all off enoughiji already, so here comes the chat.

We were just heading out of Wellington when we felt obliged to take one last photo...



We head to Palmerston North - the home of the New Zealand rugby museum - a quality little place. When we arrive there are TV cameras outside filming 2 Kiwi hopefulls walk around the place. Keith Robinson and Simon Maling - both play 2nd row for the biggest teams in New Zealand and were quality blokes.

Taupo was a place

Next stop Rotorua - a funny wee place. It stinks. Of shite, literally. Rotorua is holding on for dear life, perched on top of one of the biggest fault lines in the world. There are geysers spouting everywhere - steam and sulphur dioxide all over the place. Sulphur dioxide is usually assosciated with the smell of your room when you wake up after a hard night out. Yes lads, it's that bad.

On our way to Matamata (insert funny idiom about WWII machine guns here) some slaphead copper pulls us over after clocking us doing over a ton. I say sorry, place a 20 in his hand, show him my nipples and we're on our way again.

After our skydives were cancelled for 3 straight days, we settled for some jeboating instead. Here's all that steam I was talking about...



Our driver Ken was quality and took us through a few spins. The daft bint infront of us kept screaming like Ned Flanders, she was about to get chucked overboard my Millardo and me. Here are some videos that I wasn't really allowed to take. (1) (2) (3) (4). They're all roughly 3-6M each.

After that we head for Auckland. Weather forecasting here is piss easy. Simply take the current weather, and in 5 minutes it'll be the total opposite. This actually really does work. We head out onto the harbour and get all 4 seasons in about 13.5 seconds: 5 seconds before I took this photo, it was blue sky...



We head up the Skytower and take photos of our feet...



The lift had a glass floor - a long way down from here - even my camera started to get vertigo...



And so it's our last night in lurvely New Zealand - we've had fizin time. All that we need to do is to clean out Ziggy and hand her back to our rental company while hiding the 12 inch crack on her windscreen.

Cheers,

Mick

M + P - Sent you the crappest thing I could find from NZ!

V + B - Quality talking to you, will phone again soon.

Rod - Quality text while sitting in the middle of the road, well played ya steamer.

BC - (While whispering) Your balls are showing.

Jackie - Postcard on the way!

Phil, Ross, Mitch and James - Heard you guys destroyed Brissy, well played. Remember and check the GPO in Sydney within the next month!

Ross and Suzanne! - Who goes, you decide - peek eh, Rod has a package for ye. Enjoy the bed.

Colin - I've talked to your mum more than I have you.

Bob - Hello frenchy, how the exams going?

Loy, Steve, Chris - When you guys finish your exams? Good luck!

Andy - We've sent you a present. Pick it up from Rod in about a fortnight. Good day.

Caz - Congrats to my best chick buddy at home for finishing College! Well done doll x

Faisal - I hope you were blind mate - BLIND!!!!

Kimmy G - Hows life back home? Bored already?

Emma - We miss you doll. Best of luck to your liver on recovering x

Mike D - Enjoy the rest of NZ ma nizel

Richie, Glen - Much better flights into Minnieapolis! See you soon!

Line - Line you F*****R - Safe home doll!!!